Mars Rover Deposit (2030 Launch)

ongratulations, Space Investor! You’re about to purchase a completely non-refundable deposit for our groundbreaking Mars Rover project launching in 2030. That’s right—you’re basically buying a ticket to future exploration, except the ticket is imaginary and the destination is very, very far away.
What You’re Getting:

Zero actual ownership of a Mars Rover
Absolute certainty that this money will NOT be returned
The warm feeling of supporting our warehouse team who definitely will NOT be going to Mars
Bragging rights that you “invested” in space exploration

100% of proceeds go directly to our warehouse team (Who are much more likely to move packages than move rovers)
Technical Specifications:

Refund Probability: 0%
Mars Arrival Likelihood: Who knows?
Warehouse Team Appreciation: 100%

Limit one imaginary rover deposit per customer. Actual rover not included. Actual Mars trip not guaranteed. Actual everything is basically a joke.
Disclaimer: This is a humor product. Do not actually expect a Mars Rover

Mars Rover Deposit (2030 Launch) quantity